clam ham

a term to call someone if your stuck for words, also stands for clammy

"lauren your such a clam ham" "well youve got clammy hands Tom"

by tommeh October 30, 2006

ham and eggered

To be completely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Wow, did you see Des las night? He was completely ham and eggered.

by Desmond Brown October 18, 2008

Ham

Ham, is short for Mayhem

1. Law. the crime of willfully inflicting a bodily injury on another so as to make the victim less capable of self-defense or, under modern statutes, so as to cripple or mutilate the victim.

2. random or deliberate violence or damage.

3. a state of rowdy disorder: Antagonisms between the various factions at the meeting finally boiled over, and mayhem ensued.

4. To Really do someone or something very bad, or very good

everybody in the club is going Ham

the FEDS went Ham on Michael Vick

Don't Make me go Ham on your candy ass

by jlh551 September 9, 2009

Ham

A Hot Asian Mami.

Damn strolled through Chinatown and seen about 5 Hams, I hope their down with that sucky sucky 5 dolla!

by Johnny Cabahala October 11, 2010

Pressed Ham

to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......

To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....

by NJ April 27, 2003

HAM

noun. The name to call one who has half a leg, his new name will become HAM (Half A Man)! :) ((didn't know you could make your own, now I do. Have fun today, and see you on Tuesday!))

Queening is HAM! Yay, your turn buddy to write a word to put in the best dictionary in the world!

by WhooshMush June 4, 2007

Ham Sandwhich

Someone who mastribates all the time.

One time in science class tony started mastribating. Next the teacher said "stop mastribating tony". Afterwards tony continued to mastribate.
Afterwards tony had a ham sandwhich

by penis face February 24, 2004