When a chick so ugly that she doesn’t even fit in the scale of 1-10 and actually gets a negative number.
James: “oi what would you rate her”
Robaldi: “probs a -3 aye, she a goblin”
Vikram: “nah bro she’s hot, I finna cum on her”
Robaldi: “probs a -3 aye, she a goblin”
Vikram: “nah bro she’s hot, I finna cum on her”
by VikkyBthegoblinsmasher November 23, 2020

A creature of unknown origin that demands those who step even a microcosm out of line to go to the back, there is no arguing with the line goblin for the line goblin is on the side of the people and everyone agrees with them
by Tantal July 26, 2022

A character from the fictional album named The Chodessy. A goblin who loves BH and would do anything for it. Goes insane when it does not have it.
Also a way to explain that you're a great person, but with a evil twist, also means that you love bh and will do anything for it
Also a way to explain that you're a great person, but with a evil twist, also means that you love bh and will do anything for it
by anonymous October 2, 2021

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
by CherryTart February 15, 2023

a group of adventures fighting against all odds to right the wrongs of of tyranny while growing as a team of oddballs.
after summoning Silvanous via an ancient seed and defeating an a group of evil minions sent by the ringmaster
Eunice " is there any remains of the bark on the ground"
DM "yea sure"
Eunice "yea I scoop some of that for later"
girl 1 " I'm not gonna hang out with you guys if all your gonna do is goblin talk"
Eunice " is there any remains of the bark on the ground"
DM "yea sure"
Eunice "yea I scoop some of that for later"
girl 1 " I'm not gonna hang out with you guys if all your gonna do is goblin talk"
by bjorktheorc November 22, 2021

Worst server ever to exist, the members hate each other. And they tend to bully NewComers without them typing a single letter. If you see someone inviting you there on discord, block them.
by freddey frezbar November 21, 2021

Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release.
by Agobafule December 3, 2024
