Albanian Goat Fucker 

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.

Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes

Albanian Goat Fucker by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020

whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

whatever floats your goat by t3hKEG December 12, 2007

Stoked as a goat

1. Stoked to the uppermost degree.
2. Something is going well and you're feeling the need to express you're enthusiasm at it's sucess.

1. On a good day you say "I'm stoked as a goat!"
2. Situation example: You've just done some particuarly nice welds and the girder is properly solid as an ox. So you say: "Ahhhhh, Stoked as a goat!"

Stoked as a goat by DuneFish January 31, 2004

Naked Goat 

A goatee grown without any accompanying hair above the mouth (i.e. no stache). A Soul Patch in and of itself does not qualify as a "naked goat" because it is normally not substantial enough to require an accompanying stache for the sake of aesthetic balance.

I had to do a double-take when I noticed he was rocking the Naked Goat tonight. Only a man with supreme confidence would venture off into that territory.

Naked Goat by [e-mail] October 9, 2008

Throat Goat 

A slooooooot that doesn’t need to come up for air when slurpin that nut straight from the source.

That girl Jessika is the original throat goat, She gobbled that thing so fast I got Down syndrome.

Throat Goat by Smdlymi July 18, 2020

I'm fuckin this goat 

To state that you are in charge of a situation. You are the leader of the pack. Others are just there for support.

I'm fuckin this goat, you're just holdin the horns.

I'm fuckin this goat by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

fuck the goat 

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.

John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.

fuck the goat by Shalmanese July 21, 2008