Naked Goat

A goatee grown without any accompanying hair above the mouth (i.e. no stache). A Soul Patch in and of itself does not qualify as a "naked goat" because it is normally not substantial enough to require an accompanying stache for the sake of aesthetic balance.

I had to do a double-take when I noticed he was rocking the Naked Goat tonight. Only a man with supreme confidence would venture off into that territory.

by [e-mail] October 9, 2008

Throat Goat

A slooooooot that doesn’t need to come up for air when slurpin that nut straight from the source.

That girl Jessika is the original throat goat, She gobbled that thing so fast I got Down syndrome.

by Smdlymi July 18, 2020

I'm fuckin this goat

To state that you are in charge of a situation. You are the leader of the pack. Others are just there for support.

I'm fuckin this goat, you're just holdin the horns.

by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

fuck the goat

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.

John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.

by Shalmanese July 21, 2008

Get Your Goat

To aggravate someone.

The saying "Get Your Goat" supposedly originated from the early horse racing days, where goats were kept with nervous race horses to keep them calm before the race, and if you wanted to beat the competition you would get their goat causing their horse to become agitated and unable to race. (from: http://goathavenfarm.tripod.com/)

Don't let him bother you, he's just trying to get your goat.

by sunshine1489 July 30, 2008

Disgruntled Goat

An extremely short-lived character on Itchy and Scratchy segments on the long-running animated sitcom, the Simpsons.

Remember when Disgruntled Goat was on Itchy and Scratchy? He was with many other hilarious characters!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

Pissing Goat

The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is paramount that males place their cock and balls between their legs before commencing the act.

'Oh my GOD, is that Louis Morgan doing the pissing goat?'

'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'

'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'

'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'

by Cragamuffin May 10, 2009