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Flavor of the Month Friend

It's a person that's kept around for a period of time because they are of some sort of benefit to the person that's pretending to be their new BFF. The type of person that keeps Flavor of the Month Friends is egotistical, always cash strapped, borrows money and never gives you the money back, cannot be trusted with any personal 411 since they will tell it all over town, creeps on the significant others of their friends/flavor of month friends, a fickle fake "friend" who will uses you to benefit themselves and in the end they don't recognize who their true friends are because they just met their "new BFF" 24 hours ago.
Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't belive Sophia has a new Flavor of the Month Friend again. She told me that that she met this girl yesterday at the bar and now they're BFF's already.

Girl 2: I can't believe she ignores her real friends as soon as she finds a new "BFF" .I guess that's now her new "bestest girl"!

Girl 1: I think it's time to drop that girl because she don't recognize her real friends.

Girl 2: Yea, I agree. We're done with that girl!
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The Best Friend Speech 

The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"

"Yeah so what's wrong"

"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"

"she..."

"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"

7/11 Friend 

A friend who is only a friend when it is convient for them.
Paige: Have you noticed Rachel only comes over when we have weed?

Julia: Yeah she is a 7/11 friend.
7/11 Friend by OhMeg April 27, 2012

A name of a friend 

The only kind of definitions that get into Urban Dictionary nowadays. Seriously, get over it.
Another A name of a friend definition in the voting section? DOWNVOTE.
#its time to stop

gay ass friend 

just a normal person who thinks their your friend but they aren't. and you also think they are gay for you.
dude that kid just acts like a fucking gay ass friend , I think hes gay for me.

Fuck a friend day 

Find a friend and fuck em hard 🤤🥵
Hey Jenna you wanna fuck for national fuck a friend day

Jenna: of course Ryan can't wait

bullshit friend 

Someone that you have conversations or joke around with on a semi-regular basis with and are friendly with, but aren't close to.
I said hi to my bullshit friend at the mall yesterday.
bullshit friend by Lucky Charmz February 15, 2006