Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.

Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.

by JHerny13 June 7, 2018

Dick Points

The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.

Example one:

Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!

Guy2: So fucking what?

Guy1: LOL you must like have 3

Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit

Guy1: LOL stfu n00b

Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?

Example two:

Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.

by Dintastic January 20, 2009

Pickens Dick

An uncircumcised penis with an abnormal amount of foreskin

“Damn bro you got that Pickens dick! I could knit that shit into a sweater!”

by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022

skeetch dick

The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.

OMG last night was phenomenal but I think she she gave me skeetch dick my penis hurts.

by Anonymouspimp123 June 24, 2023

dick pickling

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.

Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.

by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Dick Doodle

A Dick Doodle is when you take an unsolicited dick pick that was sent to your private messages in chat, edit it with funny doodles, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Bonus points if you can post it publicly for all to see.

Poly got tired of getting sexually assaulted by guys sending her dick pics all day long, so she started making Dick Doodles out of them and sending them back.

by Wetpapersack2 November 7, 2018