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Flap snappy

Bung Hole, Anus, Crapper, Poop factory
Shut your pie hole or I'll kick you square in the flap snapper, you stank-breathed biznitch!
Flap snappy by Drw May 9, 2003
one whom has no friends; friendless; loner; stupid; owes me brunch.
martin is such a flapan
flapan by Ngage Hater May 4, 2005

Flabs of Steel 

It's what someone has when they act as if they are muscular or skinny- but are- well- FAT (or just biiiggg losers). 97.2% of them are douchebags. The other 2.8% is big people with WAYYY too much self-esteem. Look out for these ones- they're usually nut jobs.
"Hey, you met Tyler Bennett?"

"Yeah, he's got Flabs of Steel like shit, man."

"That douchebag."

flap wack 

When a man jacks off with an obse womans jelly rolls till he cums and lets it run down the side
Guy 1:Dude did you hear the john flap wack Jumbo sarah.
Guy 2 :Swear bro that sick bastard.
flap wack by Big E 22 December 6, 2011
1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.
Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.
Fapster by longrider700 May 20, 2016
The point of when u finish your satanic ritual.
Damm Daniel back at it agian with the fapsnap
Fapsnap by Fapsnap December 10, 2016