Flying fishing 

A situation where a eagle drops a fish as it flies by and takes out your bathroom window. Despite the laws of physics, gravity and common sense- it happens.

I had a drive-by flying fishing at my house. Bastards got me and broke my window. ‘Merica!

Flying fishing by 9buzzards March 15, 2020

glitter fishing 

Chasing Whores or going to Strip Club

I’m going glitter fishing do you want to go? I will but I don’t have any money so I’ll just parking lot pimp while y’all inside

glitter fishing by VonnieHonnie March 17, 2020

Cap fishing 

When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.

Sal: Dude did you here about Jim

Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.

Cap fishing by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020

Hat fishing

When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,

“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”

Hat fishing by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020

Dog fissing 

This expression means that someone does not know anything about a subject but still gives his opinion.

Someone told me that the corona virus is a myth, but I think this is such a dog fissing

Dog fissing by Yokzy May 31, 2020

nose fishing 

nose fishing is cat fishing your nose. When your nose appears small in pictures but in real life that shit look more arched than your back🤭

person 1: Emely’s is a nose fishing ass bitch
person 2: nose fishing?
person 1: she got a fat ass nose in real life, but u wouldn’t know because-
person 2: because she nose fishing!!!🤣

nose fishing by andwhataboutitwackasshoe June 10, 2020

std fishing 

when you sleep around carelessly with a bunch of people with no protection or concern for your well being

guy #1: hey did you see jeremy yesterday coming out the clinic talking about he caught crabs and herpes from those ho’s he was with

guy #2: yeah man i heard he was std fishing, poor guy

std fishing by IamGum June 15, 2020