feet

Alien invasions of the human anatomy.

you’re feet are weird.

by aleinnnnman January 25, 2021

Feet bug

The squashing of a big with ones feet.

Person - "Hey I just pulled a feet bug"

by Fretting about pog September 23, 2021

feet beat

To move quickly.

John was feet beating when he saw the police turning the corner.

by Feet Beat April 5, 2017

Karaoke feet

When you have two perfect circles (from carpet burns) that look look like stigmata from doing speedo knee slides to White Snake vocal solos

“Does he have stigmata he’s not no even Catholic, no it’s Karaoke feet he just rips at vocal solos high kicks and knee slides on carpet”

by anonymous November 25, 2024

irish feet

Irish feet is the term used to describe when you've reached the point of head-throbbing-wasted-awesomeness where you can't walk 3 feet without stumbling over everything that's in your path.

Guy 1: *points at drunk guy at party* "hey look at that guy over there, he's so sloppy"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"

by Aaron the ass eater August 30, 2016

Tiny Feet Pedophile

A slang term for someone who usually spends money on ridiculous items because they are compensating for something.

This guys house is huge, he must be a tiny feet pedophile.

by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023

catch your feet

Exactly how it sounds, the equivalent of saying "Don't trip", basically stop yourself from digging yourself into a deeper hole. Stop asking or worrying about something.

Guy: I'll ask her when the last time she got checked was
Guy2: Catch your feet dude shes going to get pissed if you keep asking her shit like that.

by G.Moneee April 30, 2009