February 9 

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

February 9 by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

February 9 

Bitch, just a badbitch badass.

"-Oh! you r born on February 9 ?
-Yes.
-Bitch, bitch."

February 9 by KIMYATSU November 23, 2021

February 16 

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro

Friend: oh shit happy birthday bro, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!

February 16 by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021

February 12th 

Send your boyfriend nudes and take him out for a good time! ;)

Don’t you know about February 12th? That’s when your girlfriend gives you a field day!

February 12th by SomeDudeInTexas December 24, 2021

February 33 

National Murders Day

Me: oh no! It's February 33

February 33 by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021

February 14 

Give your valentine a card asking for a kiss

Person 1: "Oh its February 14th, you know what that means?"
Person 2: " Fine I'll ask her for a kiss"

February 14 by Hazaxxxxxx January 2, 2022

February 10th 

a day when cute/fugly mfs are born (there no in between biatch 🙄)

Gawd Dayum she’s so cute “yeah bro shes born on February 10th”

Gawd Dayum she’s so fugly “yeah she’s born on February 10th”

February 10th by glockinmyrawrie. January 7, 2022