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Facebook Bodycheck

a feeling of despair after checking one's Facebook wall and realizing that no one has responded to your posts.
After getting online, and noticing that I just got facebook bodychecked, I realized that I have no real facebook friends...or friends in general. I am a loser.
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Facebook Fuck

When a person changes the state of a person's Facebook profile when left logged in. Usually consists of changing he victim's sexual orientation, picture, and interests to include various unspeakable acts. See Also: Facebook Fucker
"Man, He left his profile logged in. He's due for a good ol' Facebook Fuck. Let's check Google Images for pictures of gay guys to post on there."
by PeteJolly October 31, 2006
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Facebook Alzheimer's

If you remember somebody from earlier in your life and your supposed friend does not remember who you are or how you know them, then that person has facebook alzheimer's.

Basically, it is somebody who does not remember you, but you remember them and you want to be facebook buddies.
Joey: Hey Chandler, Gloria doesn't remember me from high school. She wouldn't agree to add me as a friend on facebook.
Chandler: Well, how do you remember her?
Joey: I like slept with her three times.
Chandler: She probably has Facebook Alzheimer's.
Joey: How come girls suffer from Facebook Alzheimer's more often than guys.
Chandler: It's because of lower brain capacity in females; well, you see, when girls go off to college, they have to make a choice - either remember past sex partners like you, or gain further knowledge in their college major.
Joey: Very intriguing.
by FriendsFan2008 June 2, 2009
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facebook

An addicting website for people in high school and up where stalkers tend to reside due to the massive amounts of information about a person that can be found on a persons page
warning:parents and other unwanted family members tend to like this website also and may find and add you
Gigi:omfg!! i found that really hot guy from class on facebook last night!! I also got his number, email, and screen name
Naomi:omg dude! thats awesome!!
by bored723 February 24, 2009
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facebook etiquette

When you know how to properly sort out who to choose & approve and properly respond to friend requests on Facebook.
Faye doesn't have any Facebook etiquette. I've hung out with her around the world, all over the US, partied, laughed ate drank, took pictures with and all that other good stuff, but Faye won't approve my Facebook friend request, that's not kosher Facebook etiquette!
by MangledMess July 9, 2009
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Facebook Him

To look up a certain guy on Facebook.
Some Person "I haven't seen him for awhile, I should facebook him."
by Midna! August 11, 2009
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Facebook-friend

Somebody you know, and or don't really like who sends you a request to be a “friend “on face book. You usually accept because you don't want to make it more awkward then it already is.
That moron John sent me a friend request. I really hate that kid, but I'm going to see him tonight at Mary’s house, I don't want it to be awkward. He's really just a " facebook-friend. "
by Prom King December 3, 2009
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