fecishi-ing

to kid or joke about something...but to look like your up to no good at the same time when you really arent....or are you?

The teacher looked at me when i was chuckling during the lecture and i told him i was just fecishi-ing.

just fecishi-ing

JF-ing

JF

by the future (you know it) April 10, 2011

fecoil

Combining the words "fecal" and "recoil", fecoil is when you poop so hard, that it creates a vacuum effect, and your weiner sucks back into your body a little.

I just experienced some fecoil. I'm still waiting for my wang to grow back to normal size.

by dolphinflogger10 May 22, 2011

Feckinhawtman

- this word is designed as a complement to a good looking person when you are so high that you can't tell how ugly they really are.

dude,I'm so baked that you're mom's looking pretty feckinhawtman" "dude, that's my mom" "not my problem man

by Man Hummel November 14, 2011

fecal rumba

The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.

Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.

by shaddarknight June 22, 2011

fecal fisherman

One who spelunks for fecal matter. Pertaining largely to the genus Ass Anglerus Maximus. See also: recal rummager

Boy, howdy! This gay bar sure is filled with loads and loads of ass anglers. Cecil, look there! That's one heckuva hairy leather-clad fecal fisherman! I can almost taste the shit mist...

by Jack Of All Asses January 11, 2012

Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.

1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.

by dickie bundle September 11, 2012

Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub

Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation

by FunniCuzItsTru July 27, 2013