Evan

A Chad but named evan. We call him nuggie daddy

An Evan is a doggy looking creamy

by Lover of chunky horses January 17, 2022

Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

Evan

Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.

Evan: oh hi
Anyone ever: *stares in amazement*

by thats poggers man April 21, 2022

Evan

A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.

Evan is a queer

by Joey sense November 15, 2019

Evan

Someone who does a Level 1 BTEC.

“Oh my god, you’re such an Evan!” “Eat my shorts, Evan!” “Hey Evan, can you refill my car- actually, nevermind”

by Shreks November 23, 2021

Evan

Evan (eh Vuhn) adj.

The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying

John hurt Stacey's feelings and in response Stacey's told john " ohh gosh you are such an evan"

by Zick Zoggity August 13, 2024

Evan

A smoking hot man that also has a very big dick

Hey its Evan he is very hot and has a big dick

by Ryanatour1 October 16, 2021