Eric Stemmerich

Eric is an infamous resident of Ligonier PA known for his obsession with full sized wheels of cheese. He consumes a full cheese wheel daily. His width and height are the same dimension, however he doesn't let this stop him from scooting down the steps on his ass after his mother cuts open a cheese wheel package. The smell attracts him like a vampire fiending for blood. Wearing nothing other than a shirt with a large wildlife graphic, he attacks the cheese wheel in a frenzy as his parents watch with beaming pride.

Eric Stemmerich, who weighs 500 pounds, hasn't left his parents house in 20 years

by Kurtis Wright May 7, 2025

louis-eric

The most beatiful name anyone has ever heard. Known for broken shoes and unorganized locker.

Louis-Eric is such a cock muncher!

by CoqK7 November 27, 2016

Fat Dick Boy Called Eric

The best geezer in the world (factually)

"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."

by fat dick boy called eric November 21, 2023

Eric

A person who is usually asin and can get out of any detention

Damn homie just pulled an eric.

by I_like_men 69 March 8, 2022

Rip an Eric

When you are at the dinner table with guests and you rip a fat fat. Once the smell hits the guests, the head of table gets up walks into his room and slams the door.

I went to Katie’s house last night to meet her family and i happened to rip an Eric.

by Lips1997 March 31, 2022

Eric Lopes

Usually has a square head and thinks he’s hard. A total catch if all you want is an STD (especially if you’ve been with Alice). Wants to be the best but is a fuck up in his mums eyes

Girl: “see that square headed fuck over there, that’s an Eric Lopes”

by Luke Hammond January 12, 2019

eric mounce

a total bro. He's very loveable and a total stud at playin puck. Usually found with Salvatore LaMotta.

Guy 1: Hey man, ever hear of eric mounce?
Guy 2: Yeah he's a bro!

by em95 June 11, 2011