such a dave

someone who’s really annoying or loud someone who won’t stop talking when and someone that’s a noob or bad at something

paige: did you see that guy last night skiing?

jessica: yes i did he was such a dave

by faircurls February 25, 2019

Crazy dave

Will stick a knife in your neck socket.Walks all night endlessly,talking to his crazy self.visting Graves and greving about a life he wasted and the people he pushed away.A Parah.He dies alone

Look,there's that fucken Crazy Dave

by Godsmacker December 18, 2019

professor dave explains

based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein

Flat Earthers fear him
been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..

by MartianSupremacist May 8, 2025

Bob and Dave

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters

Bob: Hi dave!
Dave: Hi bob!
Bob and Dave: We are Bob and Dave!

by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023

dave gaming

a person named dave who usually takes act in the activity called "gaming"

A: hey look, its dave gaming!
B: wow, he sure is gaming.

by dave gaming June 24, 2021

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

Dave

Dave is a cat he dosent give a shit what he does or says, and dosent give a shit about no one, why? Cause he is dave... cat dave

- You just jacked the cops ....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave

by Yeah im a dave June 29, 2018