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Tears and cum

1. When your beating your so damn much and you haven’t came so u keep going shredding up your to the point where you cry from the pain

2.When your dad beats u with his massive cock and u know it’s wrong so u cry but u low key like it and goo on his face

3 when your doing something wrong and cum
Friend2:Omg dude my grandma just died I barely even knew her.
Friend: Im so sorry bro why are you so sad if you didn’t even know her though
Friend2: tears and cum man, tears and cum *starts to sob*
by Big -d March 12, 2019
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Cum Buildup

Basically When You Haven’t Masturbated Or Had Sex For A While
Ben, Was Looking At Porn And Had Cum Buildup
by Xmantra May 2, 2019
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desk cum

When a male ejaculates on the desk of co worker in order to setup a scene for a photographic hobby.
Hey Ian, can you create some desk cum and send me a photo?
by Jeromezone May 6, 2019
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cum fist

When you grab handful of semen and squelch it between your fingers and displace it into an orifice as lubricant. e.g A vagina or butthole
Open up here comes the cum fist!
by cumfist OG October 23, 2017
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cum nuke

When you edge so much that the cum builds up then you finally release the power.
I released the cum nuke to destroy all nations
by Dicasarus October 28, 2017
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Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.
son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol
by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018
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cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen
Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white
by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017
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