Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 5, 2022

crab tarts

a female with extreme unpleasant pubic aroma

When I went down on Vanessa, she had some serious crab tarts.

by Big Daddy D Williams January 12, 2009

Crabbed

Crabbed: Derived from the left/right approach /flee motion of crabs; also associated with "crab walk" (an intimidating, agressive approach delivered by felines (cats) where they appear to be larger by puffing their coat out and walk sideways toward their intended target, mostly associated with the term to come at someone sideways.

"Man, I wuz at da club just chillin' an DeAndre an his bitch crabbed up on startin' some mothafuckin' bullshit I ain't even had nothin' to do wiff".

by BCALZ March 26, 2021

Crabs

Underwater spiders with cool armor and chompers

Ah great, the crabs are invading again

by Crabtart November 18, 2019

Molard Meat Crab

A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.

In want my Molard Meat Crab.

by LipinStain June 25, 2021

Crab

(N/adj/v) - a person who plays a game/video game that knows they are going to lose, so they plan to take down as many people as they can before losing/quitting

Commonly used in Battle Royale games

Also see Crab Mentality

Noun “We cleared the entire city and a lone crab who was hiding in the bushed killed one of our teammates before all three of us went and demolished him”

Verb “Crab that guy quickly! His entire team is coming to get you!”

by xBlueEclipse February 15, 2019

river crabbing

Using a near homophone or synonym of a censored word to circumvent filters meant to detect it
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")

"What is 'sax and violins' even supposed to mean?"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."

"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"

by anuncertainsomeone March 10, 2025