the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.
Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011
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A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.
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"But Dawson said she has herpes?"
"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."
"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."
by KitsSmeller May 26, 2016
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Homie: Can't figure out what to do with this girl...should I dump her or naw?
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?
*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?
*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass
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