A male who is overly flamboyant,and flirts with other homosexuals.
Most closet queers are usually mistaken, however some are afraid of what others may think.. thus keeping them in the closet.
The term "coming out of the closet" is most likely what sparked this word.
You are most likely a closet queer if..
-You say GQ is your bible.
-You flirt with other men who very flamboyant.. or other gay men who have already come out.
-You don't care about being with a girl.. as long as you are seen with one by other mates.
-You are in theatre and do not mind kissing boys (you may even lock lips longer than expected).
-Even your friends question your sexuality (they are all most likelly there for you.. but the trust in your relationship could rely on your ability to come out)
Most closet queers are usually mistaken, however some are afraid of what others may think.. thus keeping them in the closet.
The term "coming out of the closet" is most likely what sparked this word.
You are most likely a closet queer if..
-You say GQ is your bible.
-You flirt with other men who very flamboyant.. or other gay men who have already come out.
-You don't care about being with a girl.. as long as you are seen with one by other mates.
-You are in theatre and do not mind kissing boys (you may even lock lips longer than expected).
-Even your friends question your sexuality (they are all most likelly there for you.. but the trust in your relationship could rely on your ability to come out)
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(On Facebook) When you avoid commenting or clicking the "like" button on the things someone posts because you don't want to let on that you like this person.
Girl: I really like the things this guy posts on his wall but I'm afraid to click "like" because then he'll think I like him... I do like him, but I would rather find other ways to approach him.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
by snowscape January 7, 2011
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A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night
B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time
B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time
by god of derp October 3, 2011
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You: "Hey girl, what's up? How have you been?"
ClosetFoe: "totally awesome! I really miss you!"
You: " well, that's nice. We should get together and hang out."
*brief intermission as your phone call or text ends, while another begins with somebody else*
ClosetFoe: "like OMG... you'll never guess who I was just talking to! Guess what I found out??! That b***h brushed her hair!!!.... I know, right?! I know it's not much, but we can make it work!"
YOU: lollollolloll!!!!!
ClosetFoe:
ClosetFoe: "totally awesome! I really miss you!"
You: " well, that's nice. We should get together and hang out."
*brief intermission as your phone call or text ends, while another begins with somebody else*
ClosetFoe: "like OMG... you'll never guess who I was just talking to! Guess what I found out??! That b***h brushed her hair!!!.... I know, right?! I know it's not much, but we can make it work!"
YOU: lollollolloll!!!!!
ClosetFoe:
by Laughing so hard November 23, 2011
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a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
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Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.
I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!
I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!
by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012
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