Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.
At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.
by @sexiestquintus February 16, 2018
Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.
by By Shane Schgrodum October 17, 2023
Mary: “shit!”
John: “did you just cuss? I thought you were a Christian.”
Mary: “I’m a cussing Christian.”
John: “did you just cuss? I thought you were a Christian.”
Mary: “I’m a cussing Christian.”
by Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis December 30, 2021
A family friendly stream that embraces core christian values, such as clean, appropriate humor and the value of the almighty influence of god.
by like70bunnys March 08, 2018
A strong, will powered person who is super smart. Nathanael are funny and sometimes self reserved, but never fail to stay loyal and will always have your back.
Nathanael Christian
by Irenewirawan November 22, 2021
A christian that pushes their believes down nonbelievers' throats, judges everyone, and is extremely closed minded. Examples are Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Westboro Church
by Christian Judgmental teaparty November 24, 2013
the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit
Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
by AyyySlim June 25, 2020