Cock starving

A person who hasn't had sex in a while and craves to be fucked

"Damn that bitch was cock STARVING!"

by Daddy'sSmolBadBoi September 17, 2018

Cock shift

to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other

"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."

by metalheadlegion February 13, 2009

Mild Cock

A cocky person trying to cover up their arrogant behaviors with lame jokes/humor.

Brandon is such a "mild cock". I don't like him.

by Elephantshot March 30, 2014

cock facilitate

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.

by max100 May 31, 2009

Cock Crammer

A person (male or female) who enjoys shoving a penis into a tight space, and cramming it.

I was having a good night with sally, turns out She's a Cock Crammer.

by Cock Crammer November 13, 2022

Alcohol cock

Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.

Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "

Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "

Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "

Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "

Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "

by love-hate-masturbate August 18, 2011

crab cock

one that bites on the way in ;)

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot

by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020