bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.

"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."

by Jonathan June 17, 2006

Bum Dick

An extremely lazy and unproductive person; a penis that has lost its ability to become erect

Hey Doc, get off the couch and quit being such a bum dick today, we have a lot of work to do.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.

by abo44 December 16, 2011

bum chunder

A projectile explosion from the arse of a lumpy nature.

I've just done a bum chunder in my pants!

by Chunder September 14, 2006

Bum fun

Anal sex, usually referred as between two males.

"lets have some bum fun!" Terry shouted to his Father

by Yerpingley McStrumpleburtt May 31, 2006

bum scrumping

It is the phrase given to gay men who go out at night looking for other me. Gay men who are in escene going on the pull. They are often the ones found at the bar scanning the room much how a non gay person would if looking for a girl, the main difference is that they are looking for a 'bum' to 'scrump' (steal).

Spyro: Left go scrumping...
Roz: What bum scrumping...
Spyro: No Urban.... whats bum scrumping...
Roz: Isnt that what gay people do when they are on the pull?
Spyro: I am sure i dont know!

by Spyro18 October 18, 2006

Bum Lord

The master of the bum lands

Iam the BUM LORD!! I will BUM U!!

by Mr B Lord January 7, 2005

Rule of Bum

The rule that states that if a female is wearing leggings or jeggings, the top or dress that she is wearing must hang below her bum, otherwise it is deemed inappropriate.

"Janet sure isn't following the Rule of Bum today, I can see her camel toe!"

by WeezleBlondini May 2, 2010