Boner

A wonderful thing that happens to men when they think about girls.

I just got a boner while thinking about Donald Trump.

by ricegum_sucks June 7, 2018

hardcore boner

One of the worst things ever:

When you need to piss really, really, bad and your boxers have shifted around so it's really hard to find the slit in your boxers that your cock comes out of. And the more and more you try to get your cock out the harder it gets.

The problem is compounded by several factors:
1)you are already semi-erect because you really, really have to piss (yes girls! sometimes this does happen)
2)If the pants you are wearing have a short zipper length
3)Or you are wearing older tighter jeans that you have been meaning to give to your younger brother/cousin/goodwill
...but are just to lazy/cheap

This is particulary bad when you are standing in a row of urnals with no dividers and you have an erect cock.

Someone might look out of the corner of their eye and think your gay

(its not something that you willingly talk about with your friends but) "Yeah dude, i was going to piss but...i had a hardcore boner. i guess i can wait."

by 2076136 March 29, 2008

Hunger Boner

The feeling you get when food looks/smells/taste so delicious that its gives you a boner.

Damn, that thanksgiving dinner looks so good its giving me a hunger boner.

by Pirotecnico June 21, 2009

boner belt

waist of a mans pants to hold in a boner so no one can see he's pitching a tent.

bow-sc made use of his boner belt when his erection almost knocked button the clow to the ground.

by sweetnovember December 2, 2004

Boner Tap

The act of tapping boners, similar to a fist pound. Usually occurs after something cool happens. This gesture is in no way homosexual in nature, and is a perfectly reasonable way for two men to applaud one another.

It is usually performed without any other touching, only the erect penises bounce off one another under clothing.

Not acceptable in the nude.

1)
Travis: "BANG"
Dan: Sweet head-shot
(Dan Stands up to give offer boner tap, only happens if Travis has a boner, if Travis doesn't the gesture ends in extreme awkwardness)

2)
Dan: I have a boner
Travis: Sweet me too
(Bonner tap happens)

by mavtrav April 15, 2009

Gaming Boner

An erection received while playing or talking about video games.

I wish we could keep talking about Call of Duty 3. I was just getting a gaming boner.

by Ryan Dutchboy Clark December 11, 2008

phone-boner

1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.

1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"

by squinty-mcgee December 19, 2007