bloody pulp

When you piss off and alienate superfluous family members by calling them "bitch", this is what the bitch's husband beats you into.

Bloody pulp bloody pulp. Don't say bitch.

by jonathan's brother-in-law November 9, 2004

Booby Hatch

Any one of several special bras with cup openings, but especially nursing or open point bras.

Coach had a real mental obsession with his mom and ended up throwing himself in the booby hatch.

My mother taught me how to be a real subtle lady. She used to flash all the guys when she purposely bent over with an open booby hatch under a loose shirt. The other women never knew.

She always used to say never fall asleep with an open booby hatch or you might wake with a common sea bird perched on a nipple...that why they called them boobies.

by CoolHarborSheila February 9, 2010

bloody mary

when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.

ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.

emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?

ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.

emily: YEA! i love doing that.

by mary June 18, 2006

Bloody Mary

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's period.

I feel very loved when my husband and I have a bloody mary. It's like he's not afraid to make love to me no matter what.

by ^_^ September 18, 2003

bloody muffkin

The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.

Lenord Skyler performed a bloody muffkin on his first cousins' 18th birthday.

by wangbone and willflatch November 23, 2009

Booby-Do

When a girl's stomach sticks out farther than her boobies do.

"Dude, that girl parties waaaay too much. She's starting to get a booby-do".

by FlexIconic December 22, 2009

Bloody Fire Hose

the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.

She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.

by Bitchy Girlfriend May 28, 2011