blonde mafia

Three blonde 16-year-old girls.
Formed in approximately 2001, over the summer, at Camp Hemlock Overlook.
Best friends, forever, who always back each other up.

" Those girls must be in the blonde mafia, we better seperate them."

by Julz/Emi January 9, 2005

blenderplay

(n.) The use of blenders in autoerotic stimulation, usually involving external male genitalia.

Frank lost his testicles after an unpleasant bout of blenderplay.

by Paul Wilsoz! April 14, 2004

blondetastic

a random word you use in place of another word that means silly or funny

no way! that is totally blondetastic

by emmylee7 June 7, 2009

blonde mustachio

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011

Blonde Mop

1.A girl with blonde hair that is braggy
2. A dumb blonde headed girl

1. Man Hailey is such a blonde mop!
2. Omg girl stop being a blonde mop!

by IzzyTheBakedPatatoPrincess September 8, 2016

blended smoothie

When u give a girl a blowjob then start hitting her from the back while another dude shits in her mouth and another one sticks his hand in her vagina and yells "BLENDED SMOOTHIE"

Bro last night we all gave her a blended smoothie

by Duckslit100 December 2, 2016

Blonde

Super smart and nice unlike redheads.

Did you see that blonde?
Yeah she’s the smartest person I know.

by Cooliobulio December 17, 2018