Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

Bolt up baby

To ready up , to be hype , to get the party started .

Example 1: “Yo! Bolt up baby ! Let’s go ! “

Example 2:
A: ” you mind if I bolt up real quick “
B: “ not at all !”

A: “ boollltt upppp baby !!!”

by Sbr2thliontiger December 24, 2018

Boris Bender Bitch Baby

A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.

Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.

by McShrekNuggets May 20, 2021

Gerber Life Baby

A child that says slurs

All the homies know the Gerber Life Baby has said a slur

by Spy at Gerber Life October 14, 2021

Goo Goo Baby

It is what it is

I’ll do the dishes just like goo goo baby
Goo goo baby any time anywhere
Make me a sandwich just like goo goo baby

by Goo Goo Baby Milkman November 14, 2022

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH BABY!

A quote from the moist man himself MoistCr1tikal, which became a very popular meme.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by anonymous December 9, 2020

baby daddy

1)is usually a sorry ass motherfucker who loves you and makes you all kind of promises until you get pregnant.

2)dat nigga u stoob by while he was looked up cause you had his baby and he promised to take care of you when he got out.

3)a triflin nigga dat got u pregnant stuck around fa a little while till shit got to hard and then he left fa a bicth with moe kids than you got

4)a man with who you have a child with who won't supprt your kid but will marry a chick with kids dat don't belong to him, but get mad and want to kill the niga he see you talkin to caus ya'll aint togetha

1) Donell aint nothin but a sorry ass baby daddy.

2) Girl you know while Chris was locked up he promised to marry me, but that sorry excuse of a baby daddy dipped soon as his feet got outside of the gate.

3)Girl you know we were together for 3 months after i had the baby, but then my baby daddy couldnt handle the responsibilities of being a real man.

4)Girl dat lame ass baby daddy of mine left me to marry a chick with four kids but won't take care of his son.

by Chardonae March 31, 2009