Beardy is a badass mofo, MEMBER OF THE EVERLASTING PACT ITSELF, ALONG WITH PACT BROTHERS CARZY AND DEADMAN ( + DAZ ). Good at rolling amongst other things and has a mucho coolio brother called Monkey MAD MONKEY MONKEY. As Daz would say BEAAARRRRDEEEE
by Carzy August 5, 2004
Get the Beardy mug.The most conceited guy you'll probably ever meet. Also the whitest white boy ever. Brady's kinda a douche, and seems cool... but really, he doesn't get any girls and is probably a virgin. He's most likely skinny and tall, with a long head. (probably has a skinny dick too)
"I just met this guy at the bar who was such a Brady"
"Ugh I can't stand Brady's. They always have small dicks"
"Ugh I can't stand Brady's. They always have small dicks"
by maragdyr January 1, 2018
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A slightly disillusioned male prone to suffering from extreme emotions. Likely to become utterly infatuated with members of the opposite sex, only to perform a complete reversal of feelings in the blink of an eye and hurl verbal abuse at them.
100% absolutely guaranteed to be late, even if you purposefully tell him the wrong time, his inner clock will force you to rethink plans to allow for his tardiness. If you attempt to reprimand him for this, he will simply chuckle. In fact he will chuckle in literally any situation ala Dr Hibbert (The Simpsons)
Skirmishes with a Beard, (although over as quick as they begin and normally consist of him stamping over to you with a grimace on his face), will often result in him threatening you with a house brick
Although a Beard cannot be classed as a boy racer (as he is far too old), he will drive perilously fast. As a result a vital part of his vehicle (Brakes, Gearbox, Suspension) will usually emit distressing noises
Beards will demand to spend the majority of a night out in a drinking establishment frequented by old men. He will affectionately refer to this as a “pub pub” and will became very excited about the opportunities to order Stella and dry roasted peanuts.
If a Beard rubs his stomach or makes a gesture such as biting into an invisible burger, this is normally a sign that he is grown tired and needs replenishment (Often occurs towards the end of a night out)
100% absolutely guaranteed to be late, even if you purposefully tell him the wrong time, his inner clock will force you to rethink plans to allow for his tardiness. If you attempt to reprimand him for this, he will simply chuckle. In fact he will chuckle in literally any situation ala Dr Hibbert (The Simpsons)
Skirmishes with a Beard, (although over as quick as they begin and normally consist of him stamping over to you with a grimace on his face), will often result in him threatening you with a house brick
Although a Beard cannot be classed as a boy racer (as he is far too old), he will drive perilously fast. As a result a vital part of his vehicle (Brakes, Gearbox, Suspension) will usually emit distressing noises
Beards will demand to spend the majority of a night out in a drinking establishment frequented by old men. He will affectionately refer to this as a “pub pub” and will became very excited about the opportunities to order Stella and dry roasted peanuts.
If a Beard rubs his stomach or makes a gesture such as biting into an invisible burger, this is normally a sign that he is grown tired and needs replenishment (Often occurs towards the end of a night out)
“”Where’s that dam Beardo, I bet he’s having a second curry!””
“I don’t think Beard (Beardy/ Beardo) will be coming out tonight, he’s got a new girlfriend”
“I don’t think Beard (Beardy/ Beardo) will be coming out tonight, he’s got a new girlfriend”
by Cutco July 6, 2010
Get the Beard (Beardy/ Beardo) mug.a girl who every one thinks is stupid until they get to know her and find out whats really going on. once you get there she is an awesome person who just doesn't show it.
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by 29376636377 November 16, 2017
Get the Brady mug.a boy named brady is one of the biggest fuckboys that you will ever meet in your young adult life. typically, a brady will start off seeming like a rare hot, nice boy, but as the relationship progresses, a brady will try to subtly incorporate sex into the conversation. when he gains your trust, he’ll use that trust to try and get in your pants. if you refuse, he leaves you in the dust.
girl (talking to brady’s friend) : brady said he wants to be my boyfriend!
boy (brady’s friend) : i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my boy is just trying to get into your pants...
boy (brady’s friend) : i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my boy is just trying to get into your pants...
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Get the brady mug."I needed to 'warm myself up' before the orgy, so I inserted my Irish Anal Beads an hour before the party" said Sark O'Mullivan
by Sark O'Mullivan December 9, 2012
Get the Irish Anal Beads mug.When A person or persons have longer than normal pubis hair has accidently or otherwise ejaculated on themselves. After this has been done, the "Arabian goggle" Or "clam stamp" a person, with all the glorious sticky-ness, acting as a beaded curtain over your face.
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