bobby schmergetz

The demi god of Italian classes all over the world. An god and inspiration to all!!!!

bobby schmergetz loves to come to class and sing sound of music

by bobby schmergetz March 8, 2022

Bobby

No one wants to mess with Bobby. He has the body of a God, even when he hasn’t worked out in a year. He is a great cook, and tends to spend his alone time watching vampire sex shows on his recliner. He loves his family but they tend to get a little annoying when he’s focusing. He will tell anyone to shut up to their face, and is addicted to chewing tobacco. Most specific Copenhagen Long Cut Straight

Dang Bobby your already on season 54?

by Austinwood32 June 10, 2021

The Bobby Schmurda

Smoking pot in the school bathrooms.

Student A) Yo why does Carouselambra smell like a bush.
Student B) He just pulled a goddam The Bobby Schmurda.
Carouselambra) Man I'm high as hell my plug gave me the Indiana cowboy OG.

by Jow Bidan May 7, 2022

Bobby

A asian/Mexican who like to blast tixtok over his mic and scream weird stuff that makes no sense. Also it doesn’t have a life

Please don’t be a Bobby

by Dr nuts July 12, 2021

Bobby

a guy that has the biggest penis ever it's so big even guys want to put it in them. his dick is so nice and he is so funny and talented and so good at valorant and his dick is so big and he's also talented with a big dick holy fuck i'm so good i mean bobby's just a good person everyone loves bobby

boy 1: is that bobby? 🥰
boy 2: everyone's all over bobby he's so good looking

boy 1:he's so sexy

by notbobby1837 November 22, 2021

Bobby

An attractive red thumb with arms and a sense of style, who got his 15 minutes of fame from the animated series 'king of the hill.'

"Have you guys heard of Bobby? Yeah, me neither."

by Tate.illusions November 1, 2017

on bobby

a better way to say “on God” without disrespecting him.

Example 1:
Person 1: “Did you know that betty kissed gale?”
Person 2: “Wait really?”
Person 1: “on bobby im telling the truth”

Example 2:
Person 1: “Did you hear we are having a sub for math?”
Person 2: “Oh my gosh, shes so annoying”
Person 1: “On bobby bro she can smd”

by FeliciaLovesBob November 30, 2022