menstru-bating

Self pleasuring yourself at that time of the month.

That noise? That's my roommate, her boyfriend is gone. She's super horny and on her period. She's probably menstru-bating in their.

by Daniard January 8, 2024

scissor backing

When a person is so drunk they begin to lean backwards heavily like a standing back handspring.

"That kid Katz drank so much at the Yankees game, he's straight scissor backing."

by steadyskiing July 27, 2024

Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.

“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking”

“Don’t come in I’m online banking”

by LucaSmells August 12, 2024

Big backin

The act of eating like a big back. Hunched over a huge plate of food, a big back has to advance his shoulders to get his face over the plate, or else there's a stream of stains down his shirt. With his shoulders forward, his upper back is "big".

That dude is big backin that food

Stop big backin, we've got plenty of time to eat.

by jmbartho January 24, 2025

Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 7, 2025

Petty Backing

When one defends a subject or a person with no premise besides emotional upheaval and assertion.

“Did you hear that guy talking about how his chihuahua could maul 10 grown men and if anyone argues with him he’s just going to ignore them?. He was definitely ’Petty Backing’”.

by Newdefproducer April 6, 2025