Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

tyler barnett

The worlds biggest eater from and born at Dairy queen always goes to the office and almost killed a Call duty professional gamer Faze Mink. He calls himself the tybro show but people call him a overweight barbarian

This weighs more than a Tyler Barnett

by CrusherArizona12 July 31, 2016

binky barred

Binky barred is a word to describe someone getting hit in the head with a crowbar

Man that guy just got Binky barred.

by Chrisserna68 May 15, 2016

Becky Barnes

The strongest girl you have ever met. Capable of more than you know. Can and will kick your ass.

Guy: Hey, baby ;)
Girl: Fuck off, prick. I'll kick your ass if you talk to me again.
Guy #2: Wow, that girl's fierce, like a Becky Barnes.

by Ehhhhhh January 18, 2017

snizz barnet

Snizz Barnet Barnet means you've got so much flipping vagina hair you're just a flipping donk and why the fecking hell are you even reading this you flipping snizz Barnet Barnet

Oi wagwarn pussyhole that bitch has a lot of snizz Barnet

by whipwhipboi on a ship January 23, 2017

kristina barnes

A cute girl who is involved in a lot. She loves music and sports, but most of all theater. Kristina Barnes is one of the goofiest and nicest girls you'll every meet.

Stranger 1: who's that?
Stranger 2: that's a Kristina Barnes!

by Maria Rainer April 11, 2017