A boy who likes to have fun. He will always be by his friends side and will fight to the death for the people he loves and trust people with his life. If he has things going on at home then he refuses to talk about them. His 1 rule is to never lie. Never lie to him over big things. If its over some bread then thats fine. But don't lie about things like where you've been. He may not open up to you even if he'll fight for you. If he says he's fine. Ask him again. He might open up.
by Death by me. October 20, 2022

Bernie from Shark Tale
by KING MCMORRAN IV October 5, 2022

Austin is the most loving, incredible, caring, and the most amazing person you will ever met in your entire life. He's the type of guy you think you can't fall any more in love with, yet you do, everyday. He's a one in a million type of person. Once you have the pleaser of having an Austin in your life, never let them go. He makes it impossible to not fall in love with him. if you have him as a friend, or boyfriend, hold on tight. He is the loyalist person you could have in you life. He jumps through any hoops for the ones he loves, even if he doesn't love you, even if he hates you, he will still show compassion to you, which is the sign of a fantastic person. Love him well, or someone else will. i love you babe.
by manbat_06 June 25, 2023

A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker
by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025

Austin is a prick that doesn't like anybody, he tends to fail math very easily and doesn't do very good at listening. He mugs homeless people and kisses married women, and dates the school whore. Overall a very good sexy person and very lovable. He's very fruity on the side but nobody knows about that.
by Austin_fucked_my_brother January 29, 2022

A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024

austin is weird he stares at little kids he has a fetish of vans and most says he is a rapist but he is a giant predator to kids he picks them up from the park with candy and takes them to his basement and gets them goodddd
please no mr austin
by alssssssssssssmdmmdmdmdd November 21, 2019
