when you suck at the game that bad instead your (dogwater) YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER YOU WERE 10-0 KID
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People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.
by Chickaboff July 21, 2021
Get the Absolute CRINGE mug.One of a kind A.I enabled, philosophy themed telegram admin bot created by Letranger. When not busy blessing creeps and cryptocucks with insulting instant bans in G.O.I (Group of Introverts), Absurdo helps users find memes, beautiful pics, arts, lookup Urbandictionary, Wikipedia etc. He can also gift people fake internet points(karma/reputation) and so on. Absurdo is above human and machine things, he embraces the digital absurd. In simple words, a Kind Abyss but bot.
Person 1: Finally found a telegram bot that is neither thottish nor weebish.
Person 2: Really? What is it called ?
Person 1: Absurdo
Person 2: Damn, I thought it was impossible to have a non weeb/thot themed bot.
Person 1: Not anymore. This bot is even philosophical.
Person 2: Everyday you learn something new.
Person 2: Really? What is it called ?
Person 1: Absurdo
Person 2: Damn, I thought it was impossible to have a non weeb/thot themed bot.
Person 1: Not anymore. This bot is even philosophical.
Person 2: Everyday you learn something new.
by urbanronin March 17, 2022
Get the Absurdo mug.The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.
When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.
by ihmjaww March 14, 2011
Get the Socially Absorbent mug.Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term ‘situation’ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.
Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
by Jackthesnipper9512365 February 19, 2012
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