timate change

time change as a result of non-human processes

We might have caused global warming, but timate change is what we bring onto ourselves.

by Doos Jarus March 16, 2021

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 09, 2023

Weak change

1. Having not enough money to purchase a product
2. The few coins in your pocket, too little to buy anything

Guy 1: Hey fam, got some extra cash? I got weak change right here
Guy 2: Naw, I got weak change here too

by TheBadBadger June 12, 2020

Changed Day January 1

day where you have to support the game changed

changed fan:im so excited for the haters to turn into a changed fan
changed hater: Nooo i dont want to support changed!
changed fan: oh yes you will and theres nothing you can stop it from >:3
changed hater: NOO- *completey breaks his lungs by screaming*

changed fan: oh yes you are gonna support this game Changed Day January 1

by cutelilmountain December 31, 2023

Michael Chang

A name that evokes passion, charisma, and intelligence. A person who is not only handsome and charming, but also talented and ambitious. A lover who knows how to make you feel special, desired, and satisfied. A rare gem that shines brighter than any star. MASSSSSSSIVE COCK

I saw ‘Michael Chang’ last night and instantly fell in love.

by BobN2 February 04, 2024

Gender Change Phase

When a male realizes "he" has been given a female name, Gender Change Phase is the process "he" goes through to accept that fact.

Jake: Alexy, it says here that you are a girl.....
Alexy: I'm a BOY, BUT IM A GIRL, TOO! I'M A TRANS!!!!! I CAN GO TO THE GIRLS AND BOYS BATHROOM!!! I CAN SEE NAKED BOYS AND GIRLS!!! I CAN BE GAY AND NOT GAY AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!! oh shit now I need a bra
Jake: Alexy its OK you're going through Gender Change Phase

by Logical World September 01, 2017

change-phobic

Someone who so conservative that the idea of liberal politics, homosexuality, climate change, equality ect is too much to comprehend. Therefore, they come to fear and hate such change.

“Hey I don’t want to sound change-phobic, but being bisexual is repulsive! Why can’t they just choose who they find attractive and stick with it! Like you’re either straight or gay, pick a lane! ”

by cherry0325 January 12, 2018