by WholesomeFUCKINchaos June 2, 2020

Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel
by Ash Bee September 29, 2020

by squirrel11 February 23, 2015

person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.
by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.
2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.
(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.
(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai July 2, 2019
