floating your boat

to praise one self or one's abilities and/or skills

person 1: i am the greatest guitarist ever
person 2: would you quit floating your boat?!?

by a.m. de silva July 16, 2008

bolens boat boner

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.

Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 18, 2010

Drive Da Boat

To Have Sexual Intercourse With The Vagina.

“Aye shawty let me drive da boat” (Used By:“DezGotFanzz”

by DezGotFanzz August 9, 2019

Fresh off the boat

Entering a new block that isn’t your home

That boy moved here from Illinois, he fresh off the boat , I can smell the Chicago on em

by Tenktae February 12, 2022

totes my boats

1) Describes your agreeance with a proposal
2) Expresses an overwhelming sense of joy or excitement towards an occurrence or event

Grey's 'totes my boats'

Q: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
A: Totes my boats yes!

by anthubc2010-totesmyboats October 6, 2010

Man In The Little Boat

another word for Vagina

My man in the little boat is a little wet...

by Vi0l3nt D0lly May 13, 2006

glass blumpkin boat

Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).

"See those two chicks, we're going to do a glass blumpkin boat."

by CairoXP July 3, 2007