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Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.
For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!
by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024
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poon

u get any poon last night bro?
by atomicrecords June 15, 2024
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Poon Toon

A playful term used to describe someone who is behaving in a silly, stupid, idiotic, or dumb manner that doesn't make sense to anyone else.
"What the fuck are you talking about you poon toon?"
by Vanillra September 15, 2020
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Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.
"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"
by Martinez53 October 24, 2008
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Poon

A member of a hate group, sometimes called "gang-stalkers" that uses computer hacking, audio/video surveillance and other means of electronic harassment to torment someone usually for a long period with the goal of inducing mental disorder-like symptoms even suicide.
Poons targeted me in Tukwila at Canyon Estates Condos then stalked me to Ballard, 11th and 62nd and onto Kirkland 145th and Juanita-Woodinville.
by Bauldrdash Thunderballs October 11, 2015
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Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.
Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."
by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016
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Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese
Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao
by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023
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