(n.)
1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010
Get the Texticular Cancermug. The Cancer Virus Feeling or TCVF is a term given to someone whom you like that goes away after a while or period of time of not seeing that person and comes back when you meet that person. It’s like cancer, it stays in your body not doing anything until it unexpectedly comes out. It usually has an effect on a person who constantly sees the person every few long periods.
Example: Aaron usually gets The Cancer Virus Feeling whenever he goes back to Hong Kong and meets Amanda.
by Kyuubiqazz March 27, 2012
Get the The Cancer Virus Feelingmug. Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.
by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023
Get the Lactose Cancermug. by Kysbitchhopeyoudiepsiysmeguys July 2, 2018
Get the Cancermug. A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019
Get the Lung-cancer-omaticmug. Girls who use TikTok so much with their tounge and all out. Pretty much, they're Furries, but worse.
Ron: Yo, have you seen my sister in these days?
Jake: Oh, your Cancer?
Ron: Cancer? Wa- wait what?
Jake: Yeah. Cancer. She closed herself in the basement.
Phone: *SisGamer_69x posted another video. Check it out!*
Ron: Come with me.
Jake: With a Shotgun or what?
Ron: Nerf Guns.
Jake: Oh, your Cancer?
Ron: Cancer? Wa- wait what?
Jake: Yeah. Cancer. She closed herself in the basement.
Phone: *SisGamer_69x posted another video. Check it out!*
Ron: Come with me.
Jake: With a Shotgun or what?
Ron: Nerf Guns.
by Jakeix April 1, 2019
Get the Cancermug. Person 1: Cure cancer or wenegade raider
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023
Get the Cure cancer or wenegade raidermug.