your mum

a mythical creature that mostly consist of fast food and cum. It weights over 999999 kg / 2204620,42 lbs. A long the years, were sights of your mum, in particular near Burger-King-Stores

Have you heard of the your mum -Daniel
Shut up, Daniel. You're just jealouse that I still got one -Barack Obama

by aManuMonster May 1, 2022

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Your Mom

An incredibly attractive woman. She turns heads when she walks in a room, and her ass is so fat it make people tear up. ;-;

"Your mom is so hot"
"ikr"

by An account June 3, 2022

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Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

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Your mom

Insert yo mama joke her,what it couldnt fit cause your mom so fat.

"your mom fat ha" 4th grader

by GAY ALEX IS GAY January 22, 2022

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Get the Your mommug.

An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.

Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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