woman

The evil half of the human race

I conclude women are evil with this simple math problem
Woman equal time
woman=time

Time is Money
Time=money


therefore women equal time and money
women=time+money

and money is tha root of all evil

so..........
women are evil

women=evil

by raul garica June 27, 2006

woman

A superior being responsible for all human life. Is the more kind, compassionate, caring, gentle, rational, and creative of the two genders. Her body is much more biologically complex than that of a man. The average lifespan of a woman is 7 years longer than men. She is less likely to engage in violent activity- being able to deal with her disputes with more civilized methods. She is better able to control her primal need for sex than men.

Men have managed to take control of society by using the one sole aspect in which they are superior to woman- brute strength. Man destroys while Woman creates.

The only reason the female seems to be overly concerned with her looks is because the male-dominated society has led her to believe since birth that she only has worth if she is beautiful.

The oppression she has had to endure throughout the history of humankind only serves to make her stronger.

A woman is a beautiful creature; highly superior to her male counterpart. The men who write the terrible things about them on this website are disgusting, pitiful excuses for human beings. They should go to their mothers immediately upon reading this and beg for their forgiveness and thank her for giving them life. Those who degrade women are only showing how extraordinarily inferior they are to her.

by Annee May 16, 2006

womad

a festival of hippies and bad music

Wanna go to womad?
No, I'd rather go to New England Metalfest.

by die April 27, 2003

Cave Woman

A Cave Woman is a woman wth large legs. The thighs are wide and rounded in the front and back when you look at them from the side. Her calves are rounded and big .Some times her feet are wide.Usualy this body type has small breasts making her cave woman legs look bigger.Her arms are some times large.

I always see a Cave Woman, she has Big Foots body.I see them in gyms becoming cave women.

by Bandy1972 September 27, 2009

woman

1. The female of the human species. Virtually identical to man aside from small degree of sexual dimorphism and female sexual characteristics.
2. Approximately half the schmucks in the world. (for the other half, see also man)
3. Masters of driving heterosexual men absofuckinglutely insane.

1. That woman has boobs.
2. That woman is smothering her boyfriend's best friend with her boobs.
3. God damn! That woman was shoving her tits in my face! Is she that easy, and what the fuck is Marco gonna do when he finds out!?!

by if you take this seriously I will laugh at you January 4, 2006

Woman

n. Irrational being. (French in origin)

Lauren is a woman, therefore she is irrational.

by AWSKEETSKEET December 28, 2005

Woman.

Only good for three things.. Cooking, Cleaning, and Vaginas.

Your mom, is such a woman.

by Women don't deserve dreams. October 31, 2009