Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.
Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
by Yams August 4, 2007
Get the but it has Windows Vista!mug. A lawyer for Russian Whistle blower might fall out of window while carrying his tub up to his apartment.
by Busger Mcfarkle March 22, 2017
Get the fall out of windowmug. A major update to the mobile operating system Windows Phone 8 released in the first half of 2014. The update brings Windows Phone closer to the standards set by Android and iOS with features such as Cortana (a personal assistant), Swype keyboard and notifications/actions centre raising the standard of the Windows Phone experience
Guy: You respond to my texts quicker now, why's that?"
Girl: Upgraded to Windows Phone 8.1. The Notifications Centre and Swype keyboard allow me to respond quicker :)
Girl: Upgraded to Windows Phone 8.1. The Notifications Centre and Swype keyboard allow me to respond quicker :)
by Lumiosity July 18, 2014
Get the Windows Phone 8.1mug. Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.
- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."
by austinhaws October 18, 2008
Get the dead window paintingmug. The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.
by Sue Nym April 21, 2018
Get the Online window shoppingmug. See Windows Vista.
Microsoft promised Windows Vista would be better. In the end it turned out to be not only worse, but infested with all kinds of things that track and monitor everything you do on your computer, even when you're offline. By the way, if you want to disable them you can't. Many have (appropriately) nicknamed it Windows ME 2.
Microsoft promised Windows Vista would be better. In the end it turned out to be not only worse, but infested with all kinds of things that track and monitor everything you do on your computer, even when you're offline. By the way, if you want to disable them you can't. Many have (appropriately) nicknamed it Windows ME 2.
When looking for a new OS a friend of mine suggested Windows Vista. But I decided I didn't want Microsoft breathing down my neck and I didn't want an OS that's about as stable as a poorly made block of C-4 in the passenger seat of a Ford truck driving on the bumpiest road in the world. So I got Linux instead. If you really want Windows, go with Windows XP, as it's the only stable version of Windows. Just don't get Windows ME 2.
by Synthiv January 12, 2009
Get the Windows ME 2mug. A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.
"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
Get the open all the windowsmug.