window to weight gain

When the paper wrapping around a fatty item of food (traditionally, a fish-based item such as fish and chips or a fish sandwich) turns translucent due to having absorbed a large amount of grease.
"If you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."
by Zerotime January 22, 2009
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clear car window

it’s like stanning for clear skin but instead for clear car window
“dude that’s so fuckinswag stan that for clear car window”
by polarexpresscademia February 14, 2021
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but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
by Yams August 02, 2007
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dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.
- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."
by austinhaws September 04, 2008
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fall out of window

Accidentally going against Putin and finding yourself, and your tub, on the pavement below.
A lawyer for Russian Whistle blower might fall out of window while carrying his tub up to his apartment.
by Busger Mcfarkle March 23, 2017
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Windows Phone 8.1

A major update to the mobile operating system Windows Phone 8 released in the first half of 2014. The update brings Windows Phone closer to the standards set by Android and iOS with features such as Cortana (a personal assistant), Swype keyboard and notifications/actions centre raising the standard of the Windows Phone experience
Guy: You respond to my texts quicker now, why's that?"
Girl: Upgraded to Windows Phone 8.1. The Notifications Centre and Swype keyboard allow me to respond quicker :)
by Lumiosity July 18, 2014
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Online window shopping

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.
I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.
by Sue Nym December 23, 2017
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