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Windows ME

Windows Millennium Edition, or Miserable Edition. Unstable and prone to crashes.
*crash*
Windows Me crashes a lot.
by windowsgirl December 21, 2007
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Windows ME 2

See Windows Vista.

Microsoft promised Windows Vista would be better. In the end it turned out to be not only worse, but infested with all kinds of things that track and monitor everything you do on your computer, even when you're offline. By the way, if you want to disable them you can't. Many have (appropriately) nicknamed it Windows ME 2.
When looking for a new OS a friend of mine suggested Windows Vista. But I decided I didn't want Microsoft breathing down my neck and I didn't want an OS that's about as stable as a poorly made block of C-4 in the passenger seat of a Ford truck driving on the bumpiest road in the world. So I got Linux instead. If you really want Windows, go with Windows XP, as it's the only stable version of Windows. Just don't get Windows ME 2.
by Synthiv January 12, 2009
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Windows Fista

Slang: Describes the product Windows Vista in non microsoft terms. Essentially, you and your computer are going to be fckd in the ass by this product.
Windows Fista will make you it's bitch
by Colio November 9, 2006
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Widow's memories

Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.
Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?
by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007
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black widow spider

a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd
i got bit by a black widow spider.....Confucius say youre fucked
by nate big sexy September 5, 2008
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Windows 12

Probably the trash operating system that came after windows 11, I'm surprised no one has defined this yet. Windows 11 is already ugly as hell
Wow! I downloaded windows 12 and the icons are 10 times more simplified. And there is 1 mile of space between the buttons
by Polygon3dx July 2, 2021
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PS3 widow

A significant other who falls on the wayside when their partner
becomes a PS3 fanboy and/or addicted to a game.
Lady: John just got Call of Duty IV.
Ladyfriend: Ooooh, have fun being a PS3 widow.
by A concerned chick June 13, 2009
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