Crazy-button

Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.

Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.

"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 8, 2024

Tickle button

Regional slang (New Forest UK) for a Clitoris

During foreplay I paid particular attention to her tickle button

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

hero button

The hero button is the button on a shirt being worn by a woman with large breasts.

The button is heroic because of how strong it has to be to keep the shirt closed

Her Guilty Gear Giovanna cosplay is so perfect, it even has the hero button perfectly.

by Scmx January 28, 2024

feel like a button

being a pushover and realizing it.

I keep blabbering about my problems to my friends which really makes me feel like a button.

by Poetic_Avocado August 19, 2020

Button

A small or sometimes big round flat colored piece of plastic(or different types of Material). That has 3 or 2 or 4 holes in the middle.that you put on clothes or other materials.

Ana:hey savanna can you sew this button back on my sweater Savanna:sure! This button does it have 2 or 3 or 4 holes? Ana: it has 3.

by Fw_lover March 17, 2020

barney buttoned

When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.

Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.

by JaeTonic March 1, 2018

Belly button penis

When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button

I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis

by Sumfukinguy June 18, 2023