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Mums

An abbreviation and brtisish for swear on my mums life, and is used in the very same way
Greg: Did ya snitch on us you plonker
Tyrone: Nah, mums I didnt, I swear
by Plankingplonker69 June 10, 2018
mugGet the Mumsmug.

New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018
mugGet the New Farm Mummug.

Mum

Wow look at her shes perfect

That must br The Mum
by Darknight0362729 November 12, 2017
mugGet the Mummug.

Chicken mum

Chicken mum is durring sex when a sound is made usually from the female body part that sounds like the noise a chicken makes. A chicken mum can result in a nasty rash in the neather reigon.
Every time I have sec with becky she chicken mums
by Claire.longsten November 30, 2018
mugGet the Chicken mummug.

ur mum

yo, onichan. ur mum is soooo hot
by the cod nerd definer June 14, 2022
mugGet the ur mummug.

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!
Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!
by George Longfield November 19, 2020
mugGet the Jordans Mummug.

felicity's mum

Who's that

Felicity's mum

Oh she's fit
by 123yourgay March 5, 2017
mugGet the felicity's mummug.

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