Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.

I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.

by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018

ghost whisper

A crack head who's vagina is so cursed that any male who has sex with her meets an untimely death, once said male has passed away the female crack head will declare her undying love for the deceased male. By photo shopping pictures of herself into photos with him, this is until her cursed vagina claims another victim. And so the circle of ghost continues.

The ghost whisperer it at it again
The ghost whisperer showing up in photos with people in locations she's never been with them

by B-S leader November 18, 2018

DM Whispering

When one person leaves the group chat to dm someone else in the groupchat privately

Katie left the gc just to tell me that she hates everyone in it and is just trying to be nice. I hate that she is always DM Whispering.

by business casual February 4, 2019

Fuckboy whisperer

A woman that is constantly helping fuckboys strive to be better people. The relationship doesn't have to be sexual in nature.

Hey, did you know Lisa showed Robert how to get his own bed frame and now he doesnt sleep on mattresses on the floor.

Wow she must be a fuckboy whisperer.

by Berguendy March 18, 2019

Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.

If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses

by A four pound pud September 10, 2019

mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.

My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.

by LDL1 April 16, 2020

Thug Whisperer

You can smell a thug, let a thug be a thug, but when the thuggish swag starts to slip, you whisper...”your thuggish is getting sluggish!”

The thug whisperer told the thug...”Your street hustle is lame...find out who is hiring ex-felons!”

by Terri Beth February 17, 2021