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whipped

Being controlled by your dog faced, back stabbing, controlling, ignorant girlfriend to a point where you lose sight of your true friends and cater to your girlfriends every need. Your free time is spent with her and her only, your true friends hate you and hate her even more. It gets to a point where it is out of control and beyond repairing. When you break up you will not have a single friend... just like your brother. Congrats buddy on being the biggest bitch I've ever known.
Wow, Chris is so whipped that he hasn't called his best friends in almost a year.
Dam Chris is so whipped his friends actually hate him, and no one actually likes his girlfriend, but its ok because we are going to college and never have to see either of them again.
by Anonamousoumanona July 28, 2006
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Whip it out and put it on her forehead

A phrase used in place of "go for it in a big way." Often results in a high risk, high reward situation.
Friend 1: "I don't know what to do with this extra Cubs ticket."

Friend 2: "Take Jackie."

Friend 1: "I can't. She's a Sox fan."

Friend 2: "You got an extra Cubs hat. Just keep it in your pocket, and at the game, whip it out and put it on her forehead."

Friend 1: "Good idea. I'll do the same with my penis later."
by King Magnus III December 26, 2010
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Straddle-whipped

the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it
oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about
by rabbit February 6, 2005
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pussy whipped

When you are truly, madly, in love with your wife or girlfriend and you don't care if anyone knows it.
Lots of hugs, and kisses, and holding hands even in front of your family and friends.
by Sean September 11, 2004
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pussy whipped

when you and your buddies have a shitload of alcohol but your friend tells his girlfriend and his girlfriend and him take it and drink it all
US: Hey guys lets fucking party we got all this alcoholCHRIS: Lets stop off and hang out with rachel for a little bit
US: alright but then we'll PARTY
CHRIS: Hey baby i got you some alcohol
RACHEL: Oh you shouldnt have lets go drink it
CHRIS: It was for my friends
RACHEL:Fuck your friends were gonna drink it cause im currently holding a vicegrip on your balls and youll do whatever i say
CHRIS: ok baby lets go
US: What a fuckhead. hes pussy whipped
by Greenhill May 30, 2006
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whipped

For one to be controlled by one's girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse.
Girlfriend (on her boyfriend's myspace):
so you get on while you're at home.
all day.
and dont leave me shit.
i hate you.

Random MySpace Lurker: Wow, this boy is whipped.
by Krista Euphoria December 14, 2008
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whipped

meaning the boyfriend/girlfriend would do anything for the other...anything.
"damn! that boy has you whipped."
"haha i know, doesn't he?"
by annpaige March 27, 2007
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