shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.
"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."
by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017
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Wang hung

A person who has a dick bigger than a horse
Our friend Isaac’s dick is so big it’s wang hung that’s why he has the nickname satalion
by Dr454545 August 29, 2018
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silky wang

A guy with huge dick that just banged multiple women and his dick is silky smooth from the juices.
Silky wang is a smooth son of a bitch with skillz
by Silky Wang December 05, 2019
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frank wang

frank wang stands for a pessimistic lonley loser
your being such a frank wang
by samdaman959 June 10, 2021
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CK Wang

Best ASA Shiesh
CK Wang is an inspiration to all
by bigpenguin May 23, 2022
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WANGED

A term primarily used in South East Texas meaning tricked, hoodwinked, bamboozled, or played
I got this girl pregnant and she had me pay child support to later finding out the child is not even mine. that bitch wanged me!
by M$. LI$@ March 09, 2015
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Wanged

Verb
-Have sex with (someone).
an act or instance of having sex.
by The Wanger 2000 April 11, 2023
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