earth, fire, water, air (lays)

A funny meme which plays on the air to potato chip ratio of a packet of Lays potato chips. Many people have criticised Lays for the lack of actual chips in their packets (70% air, 30% actual potato chips) So, the person behind this did a pretty good job portraying this.

Avatar: Earth, Fire, Water, Air!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Wait! Maybe you should whisper Lays after you've said that!
Avatar: What the hell is that?
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: It's a very funny meme. It's based on the fact that Lays scams us by giving us 70% air and 30% actual potato chips in a packet.
Avatar: Come on, that's stupid.
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Boy, if you wanted to get fired that easily, you just could've asked...
Avatar: N..n..no! Please! Oh, I'll do it!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: That's the spirit! Now, action!
Avatar: earth, fire, water, air (lays)
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Perfect!

by LemonSucker99 February 27, 2017

New Orleans Water Balloon

This is when you pull apart a women's ass and then pee inside it, filling it like a water balloon.

I sure want to give that girl a New Orleans Water Balloon

by Tomrizi1 November 10, 2010

Anti-water

Substance that makes water disappear, hence why it's Anti-water. It covers most of Egypt in a big bubble (placed by God), and it's the reason that the pyramids weren't destroyed during the giant flood. Most famous use is when Moses used it to part the Red Sea.

Moses: Yo, God!

God: What up?

Moses: I needa part the Sea.

God: Here you go homie, I just invented anti-water for you.

Moses: Thanks G!

by King of Flys April 23, 2009

day walkers

People with red hair, but do not have freckles or light skin pigment, also known as non-gingers. Coined by South Park in the 9th season.

Lucille Ball and Kyle from South Park are day walkers.

by Ron Farber November 13, 2005

Ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar

n.) a douche

adj.) the condition of being a douche.

Karl is ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar. As a matter of fact, he is the biggest douche I know.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Water Park Creep

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!

"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."

by OperationOposition April 30, 2009

jump in the water and fuck the fish

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009