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Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.
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"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
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Guy #2: It's because we're in VA bro. Isn't it, like, the best state ever?
Guy#1: No. What would be cooler is a sense of identity and uniqueness.
Guy #1: How come everyone here is obsessed with the past,only listens to top 40 music, dresses and acts like their ethnic stereotype, and and seems like a blend between the north and south?
Guy #2: It's because we're in VA bro. Isn't it, like, the best state ever?
Guy#1: No. What would be cooler is a sense of identity and uniqueness.
Virginia is like Golden Corral. There's a lot of stuff. Some of it is good, but nothing is anywhere near top notch. Nice landscape, but very bland culture.
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