unicorn tongue

The sexiest tongue ever AND WILL ALWAYS BE
-Drew J Davidson

i REALLY WANT A UNICORN TONGUE ON SAVANNA AND MARISSA

by STEVELICKGUY June 19, 2014

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Unicorn's Eyelash

Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)

Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.

Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.

by DT Smith March 26, 2008

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Unicorn

A HORSE WITH A FUCKING HORN
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?
JOKES ABOUT A BIG COCK IN THE HEAD?

Unicorn is bullshit, son, don’t be a femboy and go to school

by Donttouchthatsockmum March 16, 2023

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Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis

Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?

I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.

They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.

by B-Jects March 24, 2025

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sam the unicorn

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"

"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"

by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014

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