Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.
???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...
by WT__lovelyAlien November 8, 2022
Get the Dan from US Handymanmug. by MemesMemes April 4, 2022
Get the Singing Among us In publicmug. This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...
Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").
Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").
the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"
by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022
Get the as useful as a fly screen on a submarinemug. Safe Tall mong us is a god that people worship he owns rule 69 and is known to be a really good skater better then beetlejuice
by cAN I PUT BALLS IN JAWS November 3, 2021
Get the Safe Tall Mong Usmug. I voted for trump and not send-us-to-hellary Clinton
by lego adam November 9, 2016
Get the Send-us-to-hellary clintonmug. What one might say when every one else is eating, but you have no food. so u want someone else to get the hint and buy you a snack.
by gastaftor May 16, 2008
Get the I Could Use With A Snackmug. A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.
Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.
by lolrawrXD October 30, 2017
Get the A Continental Breakfast at the US Mintmug.